“10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting my countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to God … ”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Ladies and gentlemen, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row.”
Small Talk
“I’m literally naked, about to be hacked to bits, and you’re crying?!?”
Small Talk
“We’re close.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Dating in college.
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Double-breasted is making a comeback.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s a tip jar.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Crap. I overslept.”
Small Talk
“You dog, you.”
Small Talk
“Sometimes I question his priorities.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Hey, let’s mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop.”
Small Talk
“Oh, no, you read it right—the sign said ‘matinee,’ but also, it’s in manatee.”
Small Talk
“Look, there’s even more buttons and stuff up there.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty.”
