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“He loved self-referential humor.”
“Hi, handsome, how about an appletini?”
“You’re breaking up with me? During crumbs?”
“When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, ‘What’s in it for me?’”
“When life gives you lemons, shoot them.”
“Wing tips—this is a white-collar gang.”
“Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country.”
“Now that the kids are gone, do you want to remodel the kitchen or get a divorce?”
“It’s a coming-of-middle-age story.”
“For God’s sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!”
“He does the youth market.”
“Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.”
“Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn’t a podcast.”
